She's totally not interested!

Open on two guys sitting at a bar. They order a beer and the bartender clearly doesn't make eye contact.

Max: How are you doing tonight

Bartender : "fine" no eye contact either customer (wiping glass)

Chris: we'll have a couple beers!

bartender doesn't respond but walks offscreen.

Guys knowingly look at each other.

Bartender returns with drink and departs without a word.

Chris: Holy shit dude. Did you see that!

Max: well I'm not fucking blind dude! That Chick was TOTALLY not into me!

*High Five*

Chris: Lets totally respect that shit and not pester her at work!

*High Five*

Bartender brings two beers and walks offscreen (both guys check her out as she walks away)

Max: As she walks offscreen Max shouts: Can we get a menu for food?

Chris: Dude that is a fucking VIBE! How do you do it?

Max: Just comes naturally man. The ladies completely ignore me! But I'm telling you man, I think she's not remotely interested in you either!

Chris Nooooo..... Really? FUCK YEAH! (high five)

Max: We could totally NOT double team her tonight!

Waitress comes back with menu's drops them off without a word.

Chris: no man it's totally YOU she is completely neutral about! I mean come on! Look at you! and look at her, head tilted look offstage... You have like 0 Chance! *high five*

Chris: Dude, this better not be one of those times where you chat her up and ask her for her phone number. Don't be a big douche. Just play it cool and don't say a word.

Waitress returns with menus: "Here you go" friendly smile for Chris but ignores Max.

Chris: Dude I was so fucking right SHE IS SO NOT INTO YOU!

Max: Dude you are so fucking right! I have never got vibes this strong before! DAAAAAMN! *high Five*

Chris: I'm so totally going to be there the night you didn't meet your future wife! Play it super chill!

Max: Naw bro, check this out, I'm totally gonna cat call her... Check this out

Chris: oh god, don't be a douche.

Max: Hey, bartender? (bartender walks back on stage) Hey... Cleo(reading nametag)... nice to meet you. You're a cat!
Both run out like little girls. giggling.

Bartender stands there, hand fluttering over her heart and hand outstretched in yearning.

End scene.