Sunday, March 8, 2015
Coffee macgyver
stumbling around in the morning making coffee, ran out of sugar, steals sugar pills from birth control for their coffee
Monday, December 22, 2014
She's totally not interested!
Open on two guys sitting at a bar. They order a beer and the bartender clearly doesn't make eye contact.
Max: How are you doing tonight
Bartender : "fine" no eye contact either customer (wiping glass)
Chris: we'll have a couple beers!
bartender doesn't respond but walks offscreen.
Guys knowingly look at each other.
Bartender returns with drink and departs without a word.
Chris: Holy shit dude. Did you see that!
Max: well I'm not fucking blind dude! That Chick was TOTALLY not into me!
*High Five*
Chris: Lets totally respect that shit and not pester her at work!
*High Five*
Bartender brings two beers and walks offscreen (both guys check her out as she walks away)
Max: As she walks offscreen Max shouts: Can we get a menu for food?
Chris: Dude that is a fucking VIBE! How do you do it?
Max: Just comes naturally man. The ladies completely ignore me! But I'm telling you man, I think she's not remotely interested in you either!
Chris Nooooo..... Really? FUCK YEAH! (high five)
Max: We could totally NOT double team her tonight!
Waitress comes back with menu's drops them off without a word.
Chris: no man it's totally YOU she is completely neutral about! I mean come on! Look at you! and look at her, head tilted look offstage... You have like 0 Chance! *high five*
Chris: Dude, this better not be one of those times where you chat her up and ask her for her phone number. Don't be a big douche. Just play it cool and don't say a word.
Waitress returns with menus: "Here you go" friendly smile for Chris but ignores Max.
Chris: Dude I was so fucking right SHE IS SO NOT INTO YOU!
Max: Dude you are so fucking right! I have never got vibes this strong before! DAAAAAMN! *high Five*
Chris: I'm so totally going to be there the night you didn't meet your future wife! Play it super chill!
Max: Naw bro, check this out, I'm totally gonna cat call her... Check this out
Chris: oh god, don't be a douche.
Max: Hey, bartender? (bartender walks back on stage) Hey... Cleo(reading nametag)... nice to meet you. You're a cat!
Both run out like little girls. giggling.
Bartender stands there, hand fluttering over her heart and hand outstretched in yearning.
End scene.
Max: How are you doing tonight
Bartender : "fine" no eye contact either customer (wiping glass)
Chris: we'll have a couple beers!
bartender doesn't respond but walks offscreen.
Guys knowingly look at each other.
Bartender returns with drink and departs without a word.
Chris: Holy shit dude. Did you see that!
Max: well I'm not fucking blind dude! That Chick was TOTALLY not into me!
*High Five*
Chris: Lets totally respect that shit and not pester her at work!
*High Five*
Bartender brings two beers and walks offscreen (both guys check her out as she walks away)
Max: As she walks offscreen Max shouts: Can we get a menu for food?
Chris: Dude that is a fucking VIBE! How do you do it?
Max: Just comes naturally man. The ladies completely ignore me! But I'm telling you man, I think she's not remotely interested in you either!
Chris Nooooo..... Really? FUCK YEAH! (high five)
Max: We could totally NOT double team her tonight!
Waitress comes back with menu's drops them off without a word.
Chris: no man it's totally YOU she is completely neutral about! I mean come on! Look at you! and look at her, head tilted look offstage... You have like 0 Chance! *high five*
Chris: Dude, this better not be one of those times where you chat her up and ask her for her phone number. Don't be a big douche. Just play it cool and don't say a word.
Waitress returns with menus: "Here you go" friendly smile for Chris but ignores Max.
Chris: Dude I was so fucking right SHE IS SO NOT INTO YOU!
Max: Dude you are so fucking right! I have never got vibes this strong before! DAAAAAMN! *high Five*
Chris: I'm so totally going to be there the night you didn't meet your future wife! Play it super chill!
Max: Naw bro, check this out, I'm totally gonna cat call her... Check this out
Chris: oh god, don't be a douche.
Max: Hey, bartender? (bartender walks back on stage) Hey... Cleo(reading nametag)... nice to meet you. You're a cat!
Both run out like little girls. giggling.
Bartender stands there, hand fluttering over her heart and hand outstretched in yearning.
End scene.
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